Pincident.net: "Where'd I put my pants?" --Abraham Lincoln

aint-nobodygottimeforthat:

This pin struck me because I am a huge theater buff, and the quote does not sound familiar. It also does not follow any type of meter.

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I googled it. I searched within the text of several plays from which various sites claim it originates: Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, Much Ado About Nothing.

sensitivewhiteboy:

I hate it when people act like I’m some teenager with no sense of responsibility, do you even realize that in the last 2 months I’ve built a house, developed a six pack, taken care of an entire family and gotten 6 promotions?  

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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via lacquerandcandy)

theeroyalblue:

harlotstarlett:

Damn near freezing. I may need to wear a hoodie.

Freezing? It was -1 here yesterday.

People from warm states post mess like this to make us northerners jealous…It’s been bitter cold in Michigan for the past like week. GTFOH. This ish just made me mad…lol. I’d LOVE to just be wearing a hoodie right now. Next year I’m moving out of MI for good, only coming back to visit

theeroyalblue:

harlotstarlett:

Damn near freezing. I may need to wear a hoodie.

Freezing? It was -1 here yesterday.

People from warm states post mess like this to make us northerners jealous…It’s been bitter cold in Michigan for the past like week. GTFOH. This ish just made me mad…lol. I’d LOVE to just be wearing a hoodie right now. Next year I’m moving out of MI for good, only coming back to visit

(Source: iheartjesscia)

I wish…

I wish…

(via dondewhere)

alwaysdrumming asked: aww Happy Birthday!!! :D

Thank You!

Hold The Freaking Phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s my birthday!!!!!!!!! 

abrasivelyyours:

ratchetmess:

wow thats wayyyyyy too much for fb

(T_T) I cry for the ratchetness of huemanity.

abrasivelyyours:

ratchetmess:

wow thats wayyyyyy too much for fb

(T_T) I cry for the ratchetness of huemanity.

(via abrasivelyyours-deactivated2013)

Can Someone Please Explain To Me…

Why black people are mad about D’Jango Unchained?

My bday is in 2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous asked: can we get some full body nudes of you cutie?

As soon as I lose about 30lbs, no but seriously…